More Employable: A) Ben Affleck or B) A Monkey?

As if you didn't know the answer was emphatically B, check out this story in today's Boston Herald about the explosion of work for thespian monkeys these days. I don't think I'm the only one who truly believes that every Ben Affleck movie - with the possible exception of Good Will Hunting - would have been infinitely better had Affleck been replaced by a monkey.